"Sexual Life of the Camel"

(variation) THE POOFTER VERSES

JOE'S link .... to a now-dead-thread on AOL ..... is an excellent example....of why lyrics SHOULD be posted to the Mudcat treads (with correct notation and credits) http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=24760#539476

These following verses were purloined from the "Lagos Away Team Pamphlet" in a dark urine-strentched ally of Cardiff, Wales around midnight, in the shadow of Mellenium Stadium, July 2004.

It was an interesting bawdy allustion to several sanguine ballads of the past.

My name is Cecil,
I come from Leicester Square,
I wear open toed sandals,
And a rose bud in my hair.
For we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs,
Yes, we're all queers together,
That's why we go around in pairs.

I went for a ride on a chuff-chuff
It was crowded so I had to stand,
A little boy offered me his seat,
I went for it with my hand.
For we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs,
Yes, we're all queers together,
That's why we go round in paris.

It was Christmas Eve in the harem
The eunuchs all standing there,
A hundred dusky maidens,
Combing their public hair.
When along came Father Christmass,
Striding down through the marble halls,
When he asked what they wanted for Christmas
The eunuchs all answered, "Balls!"

(to Mr Bangelstein)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle