Mudcatters,
Mad as hatters
Argueing incessantly on silly little matters

Mudcatters
Daft as batters
Trumping on like Catspaw, his pants must be in tatters

Madcatters
Christians, Hindus, Latters
Yapping on like terriers, those enthusiastic ratters

Mudcatters
Taller thinner fatters
Fingers on thier keyboards, going pitter pitter patters.

Giok