Just read this one today, which is just so much better than anything I am going to hear today on TV, radio or read in the newspapers. Its the kind of stuff that makes you feel disenfranchised, cos only SirjOhn is saying it:-

Subject: RE: BS: I am not racist but I vote BNP
From: Sir jOhn from Hull - PM
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:11 AM

Them bloody darkies!, they come over here, get all the best new houses built for them, goverment give them free cars, and they've ALL got moblie phones!
its a bloddy disgrace, rate payers, national service, wasn't like this in my day, national service, that'll teach em, bring back hanging, never like this in my day, leave your door unlocked all day, no respect, clip 'round the ear, Enoch Powell, two bob for a haircut, national service, bloddy darkies.
There, now I've covered all the points you had to raise [josh & Timbo], now kindly fuck off.