Well, well. I do grasp the clumsy premise of this thread, ignorant and crude though it may be in its style and substance, and I intend to take full advantage of it.

Yes. I am going to say now to all you ridiculous people who haunt this forum, members and Guests alike (with the exception of a few true music aficionados), that I hold you all in utter contempt! That's right. I consider you to be lower than crawling slugs. You are fools, devoid of class and empty of real knowledge. Your attempts to be amusing stir pity and scorn in the hearts of all upstanding people. You are living evidence of the decline and fall of Western civilization. You are not fit company for pigs or cockroaches. Your inane ramblings are an embarrassment and a disgrace. You lack culture. You have no appreciation of the finer things nor any possibility of moral redemption. On the scale of the Alpha to the Omega you fall somewhere in between the gutter and the drainpipe. You are annoying, puerile, witless, and inconsequential. Your creative abilities are analogous to those of a hibernating dung beetle. You are craven, simple-minded, infantile, half-witted, and obscene. To call you human would be a grave slander upon the memory of the Neanderthals from whose loins sprang your progenitors. I despise you. You are the nadir of all that is corrupt, incompetent, and absurd. You are completely without merit, meaning or justification and shall end your days as you began them...unwept, unhonoured, unsung, and probably unwashed!

Ha! That felt good. Now I am going to go and have some sinfully expensive wine and enjoy the sunshine of the Riviera in simply wonderful company. Suffer in my absence, you cretins.

*PR