Kay:

Gee, that's about the third-rudest message I've ever gotten on the 'Cat.

Never mind, I understand. It's boring as hell doing work. I just thought you might raise your sights a little as to what kind of things you do for fun. Tell you what -- save the huge farts for the office, and maybe they will learn to not be so boring, laugh at fart jokes and be more sensitive to your sense of humor. That will improve the morale, and therefore the margins, and all will be well.

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