The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1256336
Posted By: Amos
25-Aug-04 - 11:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Behold the knit of our most precious clan
Ripped cruelly asunder by our Tweed's dark plan
Who ere the youthful flush of MOAB's e'en begun
Will have it wasted by a dun accordion
And thus to trembling shards reduced,
It's men unmanned, and all its women goosed,
Its policies and government made dumb
And all its sense and humor turnèd numb.
All from this music, essence of corruption!
Its caterwaul the hymn of our disruption,
And at the hand of this fell Southern toker
Our harmony destroyed by mindless ooompah polka!