Thanks for the clarification, s6k. I was reasonably sure that your plans would involve the use of helicopters, but I was not aware of the existence of the Hull Farting Club until now. That bit of information brings it all into focus. A large Sikorski with pilot, copilot and twelve dedicated farters, all members of the HFC. The copter hovers above an offending Mudcatter's house while Farter # 1 is lowered to a spot just a few meters above it where he releases a mighty blast. Farter #1 is then reeled back onboard where he replenishes his fart-gas supply by eating copious amounts of baked beans, Brussels sprouts and egg rolls until his turn in the rotation comes up again. Splendid! Have you contacted anyone in Hollywood regarding negotiations for the movie rights? They could do something like the scene in "Trainspotting" where the guy goes down the toilet only it could be shot from an egg roll's point of view. Arnold might even be convinced to put being the governor of California on the back burner for a few weeks so he could play the lead.