The quality of MOAB is not strain'd.
It droppeth as the gentle thread from heaven
Unto the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that writes, and him that reads.
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
The starfleet captain better than his rank.
His phaser shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of bodrhans;
But mercy is above this goatskin'd sway;
It is enthroned in the heart of Canadians;
It is an attribute to Shatner himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest Shatners's
When MOAB seasons writing.