we don't need jokes...transcripts will do fine.

Q This question is for President Bush. Mr. President, can you give us a definition for tribal sovereignty?

A (Actual transcript!) "Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
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Q Can you provide us with another insightful quote from Mr. Bush?

A Sure: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."