I am all FOUR guests from the padded room. (There's enough of me to make four guests,*sigh*)

I am NOT the guest from the privy source.

I strongly believe in the "self serve buffet" style of management - I Know it's not in the best tradition of mudcat Tavern barkeeping - but since the patrons usually manage to trash the place sooner or later it helps deny responsibility. (something else I'm big on.)

So - is it the hot tub on the left and the jello pit on the right or vice versa?