Plumbing fails at New Scotland Yard - Police have nothing to go on!
Or: Interpol are looking for itinerant farm worker Joseph Camilleri, the only son of an excommunicated Spanish Carmelite nun. Wanted in connection with armed bank raid in Tooting in London and looting in Haifa......... The headline: A Haifa-looting, Tooting-shooting, son-of-a-nun from Barcelona - Part-time ploughboy Joe