Les. Middle Lincolnshire sounds sort of "Lord of the Rings'ish" you know middle earth and all that. I think "Mid Lincolnshire" and proud of it also "Non-smoking" and proud of it ted!! When we travel...which we do often...we go to enjoy music..not to cause consternation by poisoning the lungs of those we go to see or perform for.
You 'ull lot are terrible.. They should deport you all to Dublin where the pubs are non smoking. LOL. Best wishes.