Tiger Lily

Oh her name is TigerLily
She's a whore from Piccadilly,
And her mother is another in the Strand,
Her father sells his arse hole
At the Elephant and Castle,
They're the finest f***king family in the land.

She's a big fat cow, twice the size of me,
She's got hairs upon here belly like the branches of a tree
She can read, write, f**k, fight and ride f**king motorbike,
....And that the girl who's gonna marry me.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle