Rhode Island Red

(a song about chicken, I think?)...

Has anybody seen my cock,
My big Rhode Island Red?
He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue,
And he's purple on his head (Gor Blimey).
He stands straight up in the morning,
And he gives me wife a shock,
Has anybody seen, anybody seen,
Anybody, anybody seen my cock?

He's a right big-headed little upstart,
The best you've ever seen.
He could have got gonorrhea,
Instead he got gangrene.
He should have worn a condom
But the silly sod forgot,
Has anybody seen, has anybody seen,
Has anybody seen my cock?

Sincerely,
Gargoyle