Ahhh...what a wonderful number fell to that previous song....a shame it could not linger-longer but there are more cumming and they must be fulfilled.

NUDE OF HARLECH

(tune: Men of Harlech)

What's the use of wearing panties,
Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's
Boxer short and other scanties -
Best of all is nude.

There's such fin in going bra-less,
Now that it's no longer lawless
"Specially if your figure's flawless -
Best of all is nude.

Nude is what you're born in
Shirts are never torn in
Underwear and lacy flimsies,
Garter belts and other whimsies
Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in
Best of all is nude.

Ducks all do it, maidens rue it,
Ancient Picts in Britain blue it
Going naked's how to do it
Best of all is nude!

If your garters aren't elastic
Tie them up in knots fantastic
(Panty hose is something drastic!)
Best of all is nude!

If you're tire of wearing clotheses,
Shed your garment 'mongst the roses
Never mind the old bluenoses
Best of all is nude!

Nude is best for ducking!
Worst for horses bucking!
Moonlit nights will see such sights
That are very best for fooling round and elbows!
Nudity is grand to see
A well-known antidote to virginity
Take your clothes off and you'll see:
Best of all is nude!

Sincerely,
Gargoyle