Fragments are found scattered through the "Nice songs made dirty thread"....this is a full version....and some of those other verses would go well also.

These Foolish Things

The tattered remnants of an old French letter,
The dose of sysphilis that won't get better,
And when I piss it stings,
These foolish things, remind me of you.

The dirty panties in the cracked washbasin,
The broken jerry that I washed my face in,
The bed with creaking springs,
These foolish things, remind me of you.

When I awoke upon the moring after,
I saw you tits and pissed myself with laughter,
Oh how the left one swings,
These foolish things, remind me of you.

The birth control book with its well worn pages,
The contraceptive which comes off in stages,
Oh, how by foreskin stings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle