Big bums never went out of style down here in Bubbaland either. It seems to be part of the marriage contract. "Okay, honey, you're married now. You don't have to be cute anymore. You can let your ass grow."

Wide butts are a primary factor in the rate at which WalMart seems to be building their Super WalMart stores in the southeast. It's not that they really need more room to display merchandise. They need more room to provide wider lanes so more than one collard-fed ass at a time can walk down the cereal aisle.