hmmmm....thet iz supossed to read ghosd obv Tweed...

I habv missed a lot here lately it seems...you all habv gone stupider then I could evber hope to become!
As fore my beautimous accordeen, she lays fallow at the moment in the battered case. I yam moving this past week and have neglected my practice sessuns for the most part and figger to gibv my new neighbors a chance to git used to wakingning to the sweat strains obv this most exquiment instrument.
The buzzards follow me incessnantly these days and I suspect they think it is a dead thing, but this will all change soon! HA@W!!

Regardez,
Khandu/who iz also Tweed