Well, it's nice to see that Guelph is getting some notice out of all this. Like I say, nice place. And yes, it rhymes with "elf" or "self".

Try it in some famous songs about cities:

"I left my heart in...Guelph."
"Arriverderci, Guelph...!"
"Guelph! Guelph!" (New York New York)
"If you're going to...Guelph...be sure to wear a moose call in your hair..."