I really like this one. It seems to have been "making the rounds" only within the last year.

Yankee Sailor

Yankee tell me pretty lady,
Blitish call me f**king whore.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Yankee tap-tap on my window, Blitish break down f**king door.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Yankee take my clothes off slowly,
Blitish rip them to the floor.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Yankee make love on my pillow.
Blitish f*ck me on the floor.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Yankee finish in five minutes,
Blitish take an hour more.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Yankee, he go home on Friday
Blitish stay for ever more.
Me no likee Blitish Sailor,
Yankee pay five dollar more.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle