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Thread #71923 Message #1260329
Posted By: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
30-Aug-04 - 11:07 PM
Thread Name: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
Heloo Nick=you up early then!
anyway=i'm going
note to Ted n Mick [real names =El Ted and Ossonflags]=
i don't knoew where it is, so can i follow 1 or both of you there?
Mick-waht time you setting off, and are you going straight there, and can i follow your van?
i know where mick house is, i been there a few times and drunk a few bottles of rum, 1 time i went there till about 5 in the morning, and drinked 2 bottles of mick rum, i was tired and nearly asleep, and run out of rum, but mick said "no problum, therre another botle in the cuboard"!,
but i said 2no thanks, i falling asleep alreadfy!
i think mick got loads of drinking experience and it takes loads of bears for him too get pissed, [he is old, thats why, and been drinking for years]
and we was listening to Christie Moor on micks stereo, and it was really nice.
Nick saying=do people likew to eat?
anser =Yes, I like to eat fried mushrooms, and strwaberrys, and fish fingers, and chocerlate cakes, and bacon sandwidges, and things like that.
but food should be cheap, not like whitby sandwidge bar [i went there, i got 2 tuna sandwidges and a bun, guess how much it was?
it was 5 quid!
i said to sandwidge woman="you bloddy joking arent ye?
she says 2No, that is our prices, blooddy fiddling basterds!
5 quid for 2 sandwidges and a bun!
waht a ficking rip off!
[it was really 4.80, but thats nearly 5 quid]
total bloody con, you can buy a house for that in hull !
and sweatrcorn in it, did i ask for sweat corn=no i dident!
anyeay=whitby sandwidge bar=big rip off, and big load of shit.
anyway=does any hull people wants a lift to far lington?
les, maggie eytc?
or guest richard?
ted and mick=if you van get to fill up=put them in my van if you like.
Mick seen my van, he says "is that your van, its shit, its too rusty, i'm not botherd, its good van, its bit rusty but ok, few local folkies been in my van, like lez and maggy, amd chris and genny, and people like that etc.
anyway=guees who i saw tonight?
it was grayum and Soo, i ask them if they goingf to farlington, they say dont know,. dont know nothing about it, [i went to there house, thewy live in park avenuew], he plays a banjo and guitar, and she plays a drum., and you can see them in tap amnd spile sometines, specially on a sunday.
she [Soo], does singing as well.
I dont sing, thats because my singing is shit, and there is already plemty of good singers in hull.
anyway=I sang ac song at hull folk club last month [it was a trade unuinon protreest type song],
and that manager bloke came in the singiing room and said to me "Youd better stop singing, because all the neeghbours have started complaining"
so i'm not singing no more, [my singing is a bit shit anyeway!
i looking forwards to farlinhton=my favourite bit is just lisening.
i think it will be really nice.
i made a folk club, but i don;t sing there, bexause my singing is carap, =plus also=
its better for me to give the good people a chance,
and i like to listen , not sing.
john
ps=if you want a lift=just let me knoew.