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Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
31-Aug-04 - 02:21 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Hunting Song (Tom Lehrer)
Subject: Lyr Add: HUNTING SONG (Tom Lehrer)
HUNTING SONG
(Tom Lehrer)
I always will remember
'Twas a year ago November
I went out to hunt some deer
On a morning bright and clear
I went and shot the maximum the Game Laws would allow:
Two Game Wardens, seven hunters, and a cow!
I was in no mood to trifle
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey
What a haul I made that day!
I tied them to my fender and I drove them home somehow:
Two Game Wardens, seven hunters, and a cow!
The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit
The worst punishment I ever endured
It turned out there was a reason:
Cows were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn't insured
People ask me how I do it
And I say, "There's nothing to it!
I just stand there looking cute...
And when something moves, I shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now:
Two Game Wardens...
Seven hunters...
And a pure-bred Guernsey cow!