Weel weel, a thocht this haverin' aboot wir wee pal Joh9n frae Hull wis ower an din wae. Ah'm awa doon sooth the day, an ah'll no be far frae Hull the nicht, sae ma lugs will be cockit fir ony skirlin' an' dirlin frae the east o' whaur ah'm gaun tae be, aroond aboot York.
Ma freends frae the cloakroom, Mahatma Khote, an' his wee assistant Angus McOatup, will be takkin' messages fur me till a return frae the land o' the Angles.
Dinna fash yersels
Giok