Spelling's not so good either but I have to credit the guy with at least having a go. There are probably many on the Cat who have looked at this thread and thought to themselves "I can't do that" and gone their merry way. In fact...how many people have made comments on here about Martin Gibson and have not actually contributed an attempt themselves to the literary challenge.
Grammar rubbish, spelling as bad Martin but you had a go!!!
Best wishes.