Doug - We, the Maple Syrup Brigade, the Canadians intent on taking over the USA and utterly destroying all that you hold dear...have not yet worked an attack on Phoenix into our schedule.

It's Scranton we're planning to go after next. Then Schenectady. They are both corrupted bastions of Republicanism.

Phoenix is somewhere way, way down the list I'm sorry to say.

We'll rememer what you said, though, and consider giving Phoenix a higher priority. :-)

(you poor lad, you're living in fantasyland...Phoenix? Fighting in the streets of Phoenix???? Oh...ha! ha! ha! ha! (gasp!) snicker! Oh...God...where ARE those weapons of mass destruction anyway? Darn! Where did I put the Transmogrifier and the Laser-guided Osterizer?)