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Thread #14602 Message #126291
Posted By: AKS
21-Oct-99 - 07:58 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Daniel O'Connell and His Steam Engine
Subject: ADD: Daniel O'Connell & His Steam Engine
Hello all 'ye lovers of mirth'! Does anybody know what is the story behind 'O'Connell making children in Dublin by steam' and 'Lord Lieutenant not letting them be made the old way' as referred in the 'ditty' below?
I transcribed the lyrics (with some unclear / incorrect spots) from a cassette which I believe is a copy of a copy of some low-cost collection of Irish music 'for tourists', don't know the performers because there's only a hand written list of titles on. But the story struck me on first hearing: this is how the newsgroups / chats worked before! Any idea of the author(s)?
Daniel O'Connell and His Steam Engine
Ye lovers of mirth I pray pay attention and listen to what I'm about to relate concerning a couple I overheard talking as I was returning late home from a wake as I rode along I met an old woman who sat 'neath a cap just a-milking her cow she was jigging the tune 'all come haste to the wedding' or some other ditty I can't tell you now
On looking around me I spied a bold tinker who only by chance came a-strolling that way the weather being fine sure he sat down beside her what news honest man this old woman did say ah 't's no news at all mam replied the bold tinker but the people will wish that ye never had been (be sat ??... that) Daniel O'Connell he's now making children in Dublin by steam
Arrah children (a-rue) then replied the old woman or (...) is he crazy at last is there a sign of a war or a sudden rebellion or what is the reason he wants them so fast? it's not that at all m'am replied the bold tinker but the children of Ireland are getting so small it's O'Connell's petition to the new Lord Lieutenant that'll not let us make them the old way at all
By this pipe in me mouth then replied the old woman and that's a great oath on me soul for to say I'm only a woman but if I was near him I'll bet you me life sure 'tis little he'd say for the people of Ireland 'tis very well known they give him their earning so needing it bad and now he is well recompensing them for it by taking what little diversion they had
Long life to your courage replied the bold tinker and long may you live and have youth on your side and if all the young girls in Ireland were like you O'Connell could throw his steam engine (one sight) I think every girl that is in this old country should begin making children as fast as they can so if ever Her Majesty asks for an army we'll be able to send her as many as done