If you like this thread, you'll probably love today's dispatch from New York by New Olreans Times-Picayune humor columnist Chris Rose:

http://www.nola.com/search/index.ssf?/base/living-0/109419450298200.xml?nola

I especially like the part where he tries to visualize W and the missus dancing around the house and popping the Gator. But that's just me...