We get being, we get not,
We get nun jokes, we get hot,
We get stabs into the arras, that embarrass us a lot,
We get plays that have strange punchlines, and that cause a lot of strain --
What is this clot? A junior Dane!

There is nothing like a Dane,
nothing in the world,
especially one who's gone insane,
cause his father's gone down the drain!

yours,

Peter T.