There are certainly musical acts that I hope *never* sing...

(...and, Martin, a "hammer dulcimer" would be, of course, a dulcimer made of hammers. Highly impractical--which is probably why I've never seen one. I suspect you were referring to the "hammered dulcimer," which is, of course, a dulcimer played with hammers. And, yes, I play one, too...)

:^)