Kee-Rist! I drop in here every now and then for a good laugh...and I am NEVER disappointed! No siree! Gotta love it...

This thread, once it is finally done and buried, should then be bronzed and put on permanent display in the Famous Turds of the World Museum in Schenectady, don'tcha think, Spaw?

Whoo-hoo! What a stench. That is the deadest goddamn horse I have EVER seen. That horse wouldn't get up and walk if you paid it to. If its hooves weren't nailed to the perch they'd be in a bar of soap by now. It is defunct. It is kaput. It is an Ex-horse!