Barbra yur a gud woman even ifn you did make thet stupid possum Catspaw prizes so much. An senz Ima feller what doan care bout tellin yall my problems, I wuzza wundrin ifn ya cud sen me sum new longhandle droors...Catspaw keeps askin folks, but I was thinkin that mebbee I shud jez ax myselv an be right open bout the thing. See, my buttons is popped and I oanly got the wun pair an all an the laundromat folks is complainin bout my bein nekkid when I worsh em ever munth or so.

CLETUS