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Thread #73072 Message #1264838
Posted By: Peace
05-Sep-04 - 04:21 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Quality of Mercy??
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Quality of Mercy??
A man with a fatal disease was told by his doctor that there was one cure: the sick man needed to go to an Austrailian hospital, named the Mercy Hospital to be cured. There, the doctor said, the man would receive a tea made from koala bear hairs that would cure him.
The man flies to Australia and locates Mercy Hospital. There, the nurse gives him the tea. The man sees actual koala hairs in it and asks the nurse to please strain it. The nurse replies: "The Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained."
Art: I googled "koala tea of mercy', joke
You are off my Christmas list for exposing me to this pun, not once, but thrice. Bruce.