My IQ hovered around 137 but never settled. It was last seen hovering around Huntingdon where Bob Hambleton mistook it for a Kestrel. Where it is now is not known. Probably squashed under the wheels of a lorry on the A1.

What I would like to know is, are these garments long shorts or short longs. Why does such crap design cost so much money. Is an ankle level crutch indicative of great personal endowment. Does a tongue piercing make licking stamps difficult. Why is it necessary to wear a woolly hat in a heatwave, not to mention a full length leather coat (or is that only local).

IQ?