What if the baseball cap is worn sideways? This alarming trend seems to be catching on in some quarters and seems to be accompanied by huge plastic "sports" shoes with tongues sticking out over the toes and extra long laces trailing along the ground.

Fortunately NASCAR is a minority aberration this side of the pond as we only have one oval track which has most aptly been built in an old ironstone mine. The afficionados of this sport seem to be of the same mentality as their American cousins, hotdogs and burgers being cordon bleu