No fair - you have to give definitions, or we'll be forced to make them up. (Squorrox - what you'd use to bleach a squirrel.)

My word of the day - hispidulous, which means sparsely covered with fine bristles, like a pig, or like someone's hairy ass.

Troglodyte from above means cavedweller.

And Splott Man, sometimes I like to amble, and sometimes I like to promenade.