"if that is my national dance it doesn't look too slick"
Now you are extracting the urine, come of cloud nine and stop trying to be elitist about people dressing up and dancing with sticks, which I dont have a problen with if thats what they want to do. It's not a national disaster, we dont have to call out the troops if they have the wrong clothes on, or indeed no clothes at all.
Just enjoy you are looseing grip on reality.