CletusAs you can see we are working on trying to get you new underwear. In the meantime if you're having problems because Catspaw wants his bathrobe back when you have to do laundry you might try heading out back and checking the local bushes for strands of shed possum, or other animal, fur; about this time they are losing their summer coat to grow the winter one. Its good for weaving; possum fur is already warped and you can weave in whatevers weft. You wouldn't need a lot to make yourself something simple like a sock with two heels which should be sufficient to cover the indecencies while doing your laundry.
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