Cletus, darling, if all you're worried about is covering your privates, I think I've found just the thing for you, here, and there's even two sizes to choose from. Ya might wanna ask 'Spaw or Paw or one of the boys to help you decide just which size you might need to order. And, if you're gonna stick around 'Spaw's for the winter, ya might need to add some of that furry critter stuff, anyway.

Good luck, honey, you're gonna need it.

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