EEWWWWW! My burger looks a little well done. Should have specified medium rare. It smells nasty in here. Let's order one of those Aroma CD Players with Bert's card. I think it comes with the Nature Scent Series free but if they have it, pick up the kitchen smells - gingerbread, roast beef, fresh baked bread - anything to kill the smell of freshly singed MMario.

While everyone is distracted I will replace half the water in the Jell-o pit with vodka. Tub o' Lime Jello Shots. This should be fun.