Stilly, if you'll do a bit of research you'll find I started posting on this forum in December 2002.

Your expectations are no one's business but your own. Here's how I deal with mine -

mew mew *hiss* meoooowwww *snarl* meoooowwww mew mew *scraaaatch* meoooooowwww mew mew *Haaaaaaaa* *!!!* mew mew mew mew *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :-D*