The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1268069
Posted By: khandu
09-Sep-04 - 08:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The King paced the floor all night Friday Sept 3,2004 in expectation of a call from Sir Tweed, KOTROT & First Duck of Mississippi! Alas, no call came!
I feared the worst...that Sir Tweed had runnoft with Francis, the wench we have been hearing so much about. However, Hortense C Durp, the head of the Royal Dancing Tarts told me that the KOTROT would never forsake his King for a slattern who blows in for a few days & then blow out. I was compelled to ask Sister Durp exactly what she means by "blows".
Nonetheless, I am pleased to hear from & saddened to have once again missed my esteemed KOTROT Tweed!
Khnandyu who is really Tweed