I made up a few "redneck" lines of my own awhile back, including,
"You are definitely a redneck if...1. Anyone picked up a snake as part of your wedding ceremony...2. Your children are named after places in the Bible where grizzly things happened [as Yahweh is my witness, I know a case of that].. or, 3. You're sure those flying saucer sightings are really Jesus looking for a place to land..