Rather bemused about the photos on those stories - normally one would see 'nagasaki mushroom cloud like one in Korea!' - but they have this beaming friendly female face 'reading the newspaper' ROFL!

Makes the really paranoid suspect that it really WAS a bomb test, and that the White House is desperate to pretend they are still in control of the situation - at least until after the election, when they will 'discover' that it a was a test....