Well, well. Here's hoping you have a truly wonderful birthday, my good man. You are a true gentleman.
Now what I am thinking is to purchase you a William Shatner action figure that you can mount on the dashboard of your car. Or else ship you that large tribble that someone made for the WSSBA banquet last June. It's got real fur on it and is 18 feet long. You have to see it to get the full effect. It also seems to be getting a little mouldy, which is why I'm hoping we can unload it on...