I was expecting something sexy, and instead it's all bicycles and bricks and dead cats. Bummer. I think this thread should be renamed: Things To Do With Bricks.

1) In the dead of night, build a wall across the bottom of your neighbor's driveway.

2) Learn that martial art where they break stacks of bricks with their hands and feet and foreheads.

3) Build a giant slingshot and sling the bricks right out of your yard.

4) Set them out in a circular labyrinth design. Then have a party with lots of music and beer and when everybody's good and hammered, send them out to walk the labyrinth in the dark.