(Sing mucho allegre, with great and pompous gusto)

To scream....the impossible scream!
To sing...the unsingable song
To write...the unreadable letter
To err...without doing it wrong
To fly...where no buzzard has flown
To dance...with the grace of a moose
To boldy and recklessy tighten
A screw...that has never been loose!
This is my Quest!!!
To follow that trail!!!
No matter how pointless!!!
No matter how stale!!!
I will fearlessly fight
For the right to be wrong
I will recklessly dream the impossible scheme
And unflinchingly SCREAM...the unsingable song!!!!!!

And the World...will be better for this!
That one man had the gall to go on
And reach beyond reachable madness
And sing....the UNSINGABLE SONGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! (Hit tremendous bellowing high note here to finish) (Orchestra goes totally nuts!)

Damn shame Howard Dean didn't get the idea to do this one on the campaign trail...