Thanks Amos. Thanks Carol C. I'm actually thinking about seeing a doctor for depression, and my eye, but it's partly so I can better encourage my brother to do the same. Or is it?! For bi-polar stuff. I'm 40 something, I can't remember, I'll ask my wife tomorrow. But she'll lie because she thinks I should be older than her.

Really? I bet it was IN New York where the character USED dirndle as a verb! Wait. Or Europe, somewhere, like Paris.

Wait, Carol C--don't go. I need to sort through it. I GOT the Guest comparing me to a cartoon he linked. But I gave him some lee-way on the likeness because I had posted the most attractive photos of me I could find, and they don't really look much like me. There's a better one, you can't even see the lump on my forehead, and my nose isn't so much like a walnut shell, but I didn't use it, because people who know me always insist it isn't me at all. No, they say, I've seen that guy somewhere, that's not you. So I thought that would be going too far, like hiring a model. Or there's a nice looking guy two doors down I could get a picture of with a zoom, for free.

But then after that, Guest was like, you're paranoid, you think I have a decoder ring, and I was like, huh? and the thread was closed, and I was like Doh!