Rules clarification: I meant hitting old ladies who are encumbered with shopping bags, with your car. You have to stay in your car. You can't get out of your car and chase them down on the sidewalk.

Speaking of handicapped spots, I used to work for a guy who was blind - read stuff aloud for him and drove him around, mostly, - once he had me park in a handicapped spot and then hide on the floor in front of the passenger seat while he slid over to the driver's side. When he heard someone coming, he made a big show of getting out of the car and extending his folding cane and dropping the keys and trying to find them...I suppose it's been done before, but at the time I thought I was going to absolutely die laughing.