In the town where I live is a fine old church that used to be an Abbey before Henry IV had it closed.
Many tourists come and look round but not many see the old carved figures that stand around the roof.
Unless it rains,then all the dirt and bird crap is expelled through their mouths on the people beneath.
I do not like attacking people but I feel that our gargoyle is very much like his cousins here in Sherborne showering shit on people.
yours wildlonesomtimescalleddaveorevendavidbutcanstillcry.