There's a clank of boots and spurs, as a ridiculously large woman slams through the saloon doors, in a really silly-looking cowgirl outfit complete with spangles, fringe, and sequined hat.

She growls. "Ah'm a-lookin' fer BILL. Got me a little sumpin to finish clearin' up!, with Billlllll............ izzee in 'ere? Quit hidin'...... yer time is up! Ah gots me a snog here an' it's got YER yer name on it," sez Ah!

~S~